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Post by -Conk- on 2010-11-10, 06:54

Juste share some storys about how you tricked a noob. A noob is someone with less then 1000 kills that thinks they own graal, or a nooborn. Heres mine


I put on a lollipop costume. I walked up to a hundred hour or so noob asking to be an admin. I invited him to my house.

Of ***** he wasn't smart enough to release I still had my guild tag on.

I did a fake interview, and then told him he had to find tqhe "four power orbs" (hah), one in snowtown, one in belle, one in graal city, and one in the middle of nowhere,


He never found them ans got so mad. Hah

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Post by Xempt* on 2010-11-10, 10:51

Honor points.

There I'm done XD

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Post by SireCloud on 2010-11-10, 13:47

Xempt* wrote:Honor points.

There I'm done XD


Balambe Island was made for free honor and spar wins

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Post by -Conk- on 2010-11-10, 14:21

I like to trap em personally

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Post by basi on 2010-11-10, 17:34

graal noob rap by basi~

they start on balamb.
they complete the tutorial.
they think they own graal.
a noob memorial.

they wana be an admin.
theyre noobier than bob the builder.
so they cuss you out.
but their caught by the swear filter.

lol

they try to kill you
they fall on their face.
they walk into a wall,
they think they found a new place. xD

the guys are noobs
the girls are cun+'s (pardon the language, it rhymes)
their not suckers, they are all a dunce.

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Post by Xempt* on 2010-11-10, 18:38

Xempt's noob rap~~~~~~~~~~

Ya dem noobs join
so give me some honor
or i'll hitcha in the groin
and i'll get my bear to pwnyaaaa

They complete the quest
think their the best
start pm'ing you like a dumb*** pest
dude just give the code a rest

they don't know to say setshield
they just throw bombs in a field.
Don't recruit them to your guild
they'll make you wanna swallow a pill XD


I could go longer but why waste time on rapping for noobs?


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Post by Lanky on 2010-11-10, 19:54

omg! deff use that as a status xD too bad it wudnt fit

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Post by basi on 2010-11-11, 15:42

um Xempt. i do admit yours was good. possibly better. or equal to mine. but i TOTALLY started the NOOB RAP ITS MY COPYRIGHT >:C

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Post by SaVioR on 2010-11-11, 22:20

Noobs are the ones that are always in a tower sitting down and doing nothing and the other noobs are the people in R3druM that are girls with noob stats that got in because Shintas a pedo

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Post by SireCloud on 2010-11-11, 22:49

SaVioR wrote:Noobs are the ones that are always in a tower sitting down and doing nothing and the other noobs are the people in R3druM that are girls with noob stats that got in because Shintas a pedo


Lol, its funny cause in any guild with a guy leader, there are 20 girls with noob stats. And to the women: Don't act like your not able to kill. Lia05 has about 30k kills, and last time i checked, she's a chick :D

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Re: Noob tricking

Post by iToon on 2010-12-04, 16:25

Lollipop was on Belle for a couple of minutes giving out red bomb, i got one and unstuck. i ran around graal and i got tons of PM's saying: OMG ARE YOU A NEW ADMIN?!?! or: HACKER!! i got honored twice doing this. they werent really noobs but they were
pretty easy to trick...

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Post by -Conk- on 2010-12-05, 02:56

*highfive

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Post by *iSmilez on 2010-12-05, 08:46

I just wanted to know, I have less than 1000 kills, more than 200 hours, but of course, I do not think I own Graal, am I classed as a Noob?

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Post by -Conk- on 2010-12-05, 11:09

Yes but your the high class noob

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Post by Blake on 2010-12-05, 11:42

Kiz wrote:I just wanted to know, I have less than 1000 kills, more than 200 hours, but of course, I do not think I own Graal, am I classed as a Noob?


to not be a noob u need:

2000+ kills
100+ baddy kills
100+ spar wins

and thats just to get out of noob now ur in player

to be pro u need over 10000 kills
over 300 baddy kills
and over 300-500 spar wins

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Post by Xempt* on 2010-12-05, 17:59

Blake wrote:
Kiz wrote:I just wanted to know, I have less than 1000 kills, more than 200 hours, but of course, I do not think I own Graal, am I classed as a Noob?


to not be a noob u need:

2000+ kills
100+ baddy kills
100+ spar wins

and thats just to get out of noob now ur in player

to be pro u need over 10000 kills
over 300 baddy kills
and over 300-500 spar wins


Well, actually.... it's just a matter of opinion. Those requirements were set by you, and apply to you, and apply to the people in your opinion
I can say being pro is when you understand how to make codes, or when you own a guild or when you know all of graal's map. It's allll IMO :P

Yeah I hate guys that trash on people on being noobs... Haha I JUST broke 2000 pks.... And I have 610 hrs.. I basically didn't pk until 500 hrs lol

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Post by -Conk- on 2010-12-05, 19:16

Blake=noob for getting the wrong requirements to be a noob, and thinking he's not because he's in hot.

You should have around 3000 kills, baddy doesn't matter, hours don't matter. Kills mean you know things. Hours mean you either AFK or have no life. Same with over 10K Kills. Most people who have that much hacked it anyhow. Making shields, and being in a non-noob-guild also helps

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Post by Nova on 2010-12-05, 19:17

A noob is someone who doesn't know where the nearest Pokemon center is or where to find the Great Deku Tree

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Post by *iSmilez on 2010-12-06, 02:42

Nova wrote:

A noob is someone who doesn't know where the nearest Pokemon center is or where to find the Great Deku Tree


Shut up about Pokemon!

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Post by Jetshrike on 2010-12-06, 11:16

Nova wrote:A noob is someone who doesn't know where the nearest Pokemon center is or where to find the Great Deku Tree

Damn not finding the pokemon centre. That's hardcore nubbery :P

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Post by Nova on 2010-12-06, 11:57

iSmilez wrote:Nova wrote:

A noob is someone who doesn't know where the nearest Pokemon center is or where to find the Great Deku Tree


Shut up about Pokemon!



I herd u liek mudkipz

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Post by Lanky on 2010-12-06, 16:02

well Lia has over 5k hours and she pwnz :0 i love guild sparring with her

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Post by -Conk- on 2010-12-06, 16:41

Pokemon is a cool game. Even though its not cool to talk about, in fact, almost everyone plays it just without telling people. And anyone who doesn't liek mudkips, needs a good kick in the ass

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Post by Nova on 2010-12-06, 16:45

-Conk- wrote:Pokemon is a cool game. Even though its not cool to talk about, in fact, almost everyone plays it just without telling people. And anyone who doesn't liek mudkips, needs a good kick in the ass



Trust me, in college playing Pokemon is way cooler than playing Black Ops

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Post by Jetshrike on 2010-12-07, 13:02

Nova wrote:
-Conk- wrote:Pokemon is a cool game. Even though its not cool to talk about, in fact, almost everyone plays it just without telling people. And anyone who doesn't liek mudkips, needs a good kick in the ass



Trust me, in college playing Pokemon is way cooler than playing Black Ops


Pokemon's having a revial amongst my friends. Pokemon goes in and out of fashion ;)

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Post by Anubis on 2010-12-07, 20:31

I am a "noob" (70 hours, 400 kills, 100 baddies) and know what? I am actually proud of it not to be so vanity like you are. "Hey, I have 3000 kills, show some respect!", does this say anything about the real person? I knwo it's a game, guys, it's only a game!

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